You got only 3 more days to think about your newyear resolutions ! ohh noo... hurry !!!!!
What to do , what to think , how to think (@@) ooppss ,
Weired huh ?? .
No worries folks i will give some suggessions .....
How about advicing others to take resolutions, like mee !! hehe ...! ok ... be serious !
yeah got it ! how about buying a car for ur girlfriend , bit too costly huh ..hmm. some fellows take resolutions , to not to take resolutions anymore , but thats not our case . how about reading more books to increase your stuffs , nah..then try to speak truth always hmm. ok how about these craps , stop drinking , smoking , reduce fat ...etc . lets come to final destination .
Is the resolutions are meant to be broken ? obviously not . It is the matter of how you take the resolutions . Take resolutions thats suits you , some thing like if you are a student then take resolution as not to take anymore exams . It sounds nice when you be yourself .
no logic, no advice
no tension , no sentiments ,
no heart breaks ,
no frustrations,
only fun and smile ,
Adv Happy New Year wishes !
I Wish you all a Merry Christmas ! Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind . This is gonna be celebrated through out this world . There is something hidden other than Candle lights and Christmas tree in this festival ...find them !! Feel the spirit of Christmas !!
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....People always find fun with google, a search gaint with some failure to serve the ball into proper court . hmm .. i go to my friends browsing center often , and i go mad by seeing google , which fumbles for some queries . Google developers algorithm actually does not go well with normal people .
............Google goes weired when it sees some searches like "My husband wears my panty " ,"Ooohhh! Cheeky! " , "Wazzock - a fool or idiot." , "fun with my Doggie" , "Phoooarrr! I would like to kick her" , "You're nicked mate!" .
............ Yep almost google go mad with these kind of searches , what people give . Is the mistake is with People or google . lets say "french military victories" , search this keyword with google and click "" I'm Feeling LUCKY "". and you will see a draster . Every one feels google as a best teacher. Thats true teachers will create confusions and give no solutions .
............ Are you confused ?? , Nope .... then you are not thinking !!! Thanks for Google to make all of us to THINK !
Hi friends ,
Bakrid is very nearing . I have some greetings regarding . Download and send it to your muslim friends and families . See my post about bakrid CLICK HERE
Links to download greetings :
http://snipurl.com/bakrid
http://snipurl.com/1vd62
http://snipurl.com/1vd65
http://snipurl.com/bakrid1
http://snipurl.com/happybak
http://snipurl.com/1vd62
http://snipurl.com/1vd65
http://snipurl.com/bakrid1
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hmm... Being a regular blog reader , i seen lots of blogs with articles like love , poems , technie one ,mobile blog , even sexuals . but i see only little blog that shares humour with people , likely to be a Fun Blog . So thought of blogging about the most essential part of life , fun . Enjoy !
hmm to start with sardar ,
Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
A Letter To Bill Gates :
Hi gates , I have problem with my new computer , they are as follows
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run ' he ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprizing that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided "My Recent Documents". When you will provide "My Past Documents"?
10. You provide "My Network Places". For God shake please do not provide "My Secret Places". I do not want to let my wife know whre I go after my office hours.
Person 1 : ur mother in law passed away . shall i order Burial or Cremation ? Sardar : Take no chance ! Order Both !
Finally ,
3 men - a Marathi, Gujrati and our Santa were being interviewed for a top job. With nothing to choose between them, the President told them over dinner that the decisive test would be carried out the following morning, with each candidate being asked the same question and the best answer would get them the job.
The next morning, first up was the Marathi. "Here's your question," said the President, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" Without hesitation, he replied "A thought, because it takes no time at all." "Very good answer," said the President.
Next up was the Gujrati, "What's the fastest thing in the world ? " asked the president. "A blink," replied the Gujju almost instantaneously, "cos you don't think about a blink. It's a reflex." "Good answer," replied the president.
Finally, it was our Santa's turn. "What`s the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president. Scratching his head Santa replied: "Diarrhoea, because last night after dinner I was lying on my bed when I got these awful stomach pains and before I could think, blink or turn on the light....."When people are laughing, they're generally not killing each other. Read this some where , let us all laugh forever . (will be updated ....)
It time for one of two Eid festivals that Muslims celebrate . In great memories of Ibrahim 's willingness to sacrifice his son Ismael for Allah , we celebrate second Bakrid in this year one on january first and this occasion is not too far from us . Our Muslim friends are already ready for this great event .
Names of the festival in Different Countries :
In India and Pakistan , Bakra Eid
In Bangladesh , Id-ul-Azha or Korbani Id.
In South Africa , Bakri Eid
In Indonesia , Idul Adha
In malaysia , aidil Adha
In Turkey , Kurban Bayrami or "Sacrifice Feast"
In Bosnia & Herzegovina , albania & Bulgaria , Kurban Bajram
In Kazakistan , it is referred to as Qurban Ait.
In Kurdish it is called Cejna Qurbanê.
In Afganistan it is called "Eid-e-Qurban
This festival brings global World Harmony and Unitedness among people . I Wish all my muslim friends to enjoy the festival and celebrate this great Occasion !
Send your Greetings To your friends and family :
The movie released one day before this post and its started rocking already . Ya im talking about the most stylish icon of the Year Billa 2007 . So whats special in this movie , is its the remake of Don by Sharuk khan in hindi . Ajith , the hero LOOKS STUNNING and gives his best PERFORMANCE . This most stylish film done by Vishnuvardhan , has the class mind .
The positive factors for the film success was the Visuals , stunt , and screenplay . Stuny is made by Jachies stunt master . Lady roles are done by Nayanthara and namitha .
As a whole this movie will be the most stylish movie in india in the year 2007 .
A must watch movie ....!!
I am a college student . My college is kind of place where devilish things happen all the time . The devils ... yep i mean the staffs & faculties ,, impose childish things to us ! Just thought of writing about the places in my College ! hmm ...
To start with ...
Class rooms : The only place to have a nice sleep that too with a nice techie Songs ..., very sick of classes.
MessHall : damn cool place , hmm only place that we can see heaven in my college .
Lobby : Where studious guys talk abut subjects ., but we ,, exactly about the girls .
Toilet : Its time to makeup uhh ..
Lecture halls : Ohh that was hilarious .. look at every face, tell some blah blah about what you read in morning , vomit them and get the hell outt from there !
Staff Room : Its the houseful room only at the ending weeks of the sem ,hehe , to get signs in the record ...
Library : ohh noo i cant remember that place in my college . i think it is next to the Administrative block . hmm never went to those places ..
College Bus : Damn things happen here . Discussion goes about the above things ...
hmm only 6 more months for my college life .then these fun will never happen in my life ! Im blank where will i land after my college life ! Try to Enjoy the college life to the core !
I read this funny joke somewhere , i cant remember where it is from .. but sounds funny ...
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"
The husband just looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?”
A few days went by, and he comes home from work and again his wife asks for a favor, "Honey, the car won't start, I think that it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"
"What do I look like, Mr.Goodwrench?" was his response. Another couple of weeks go by, and it's raining pretty hard. His wife then finds a leak in the roof. She pleads with him as he's walking through the door. "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?"
He just looked at her and said "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" and sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV.
One weekend the husband woke up and it was pouring pretty hard, but the leak on the roof was gone! Speaking of leaks, he also went to take a shower, and he found that the one pipe behind the sink wasn't leaking anymore either.
His wife was coming home just then, and as she walked through the door, the husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't any more leaks, and the car's running?"
She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I was picking up the mail, and I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything." "Wow, did he charge us anything?" asked the husband. "No, he just said that he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him" she said.
"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?" asked the husband. "Cake? What the hell do you think I look like, Betty Crocker?
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