You got only 3 more days to think about your newyear resolutions ! ohh noo... hurry !!!!!
What to do , what to think , how to think (@@) ooppss ,
Weired huh ?? .
No worries folks i will give some suggessions .....
How about advicing others to take resolutions, like mee !! hehe ...! ok ... be serious !
yeah got it ! how about buying a car for ur girlfriend , bit too costly huh ..hmm. some fellows take resolutions , to not to take resolutions anymore , but thats not our case . how about reading more books to increase your stuffs , nah..then try to speak truth always hmm. ok how about these craps , stop drinking , smoking , reduce fat ...etc . lets come to final destination .
Is the resolutions are meant to be broken ? obviously not . It is the matter of how you take the resolutions . Take resolutions thats suits you , some thing like if you are a student then take resolution as not to take anymore exams . It sounds nice when you be yourself .
no logic, no advice
no tension , no sentiments ,
no heart breaks ,
no frustrations,
only fun and smile ,
Adv Happy New Year wishes !
I Wish you all a Merry Christmas ! Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind . This is gonna be celebrated through out this world . There is something hidden other than Candle lights and Christmas tree in this festival ...find them !! Feel the spirit of Christmas !!
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....People always find fun with google, a search gaint with some failure to serve the ball into proper court . hmm .. i go to my friends browsing center often , and i go mad by seeing google , which fumbles for some queries . Google developers algorithm actually does not go well with normal people .
............Google goes weired when it sees some searches like "My husband wears my panty " ,"Ooohhh! Cheeky! " , "Wazzock - a fool or idiot." , "fun with my Doggie" , "Phoooarrr! I would like to kick her" , "You're nicked mate!" .
............ Yep almost google go mad with these kind of searches , what people give . Is the mistake is with People or google . lets say "french military victories" , search this keyword with google and click "" I'm Feeling LUCKY "". and you will see a draster . Every one feels google as a best teacher. Thats true teachers will create confusions and give no solutions .
............ Are you confused ?? , Nope .... then you are not thinking !!! Thanks for Google to make all of us to THINK !
Hi friends ,
Bakrid is very nearing . I have some greetings regarding . Download and send it to your muslim friends and families . See my post about bakrid CLICK HERE
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hmm... Being a regular blog reader , i seen lots of blogs with articles like love , poems , technie one ,mobile blog , even sexuals . but i see only little blog that shares humour with people , likely to be a Fun Blog . So thought of blogging about the most essential part of life , fun . Enjoy !
hmm to start with sardar ,
Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
A Letter To Bill Gates :
Hi gates , I have problem with my new computer , they are as follows
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run ' he ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprizing that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided "My Recent Documents". When you will provide "My Past Documents"?
10. You provide "My Network Places". For God shake please do not provide "My Secret Places". I do not want to let my wife know whre I go after my office hours.
Person 1 : ur mother in law passed away . shall i order Burial or Cremation ? Sardar : Take no chance ! Order Both !
Finally ,
3 men - a Marathi, Gujrati and our Santa were being interviewed for a top job. With nothing to choose between them, the President told them over dinner that the decisive test would be carried out the following morning, with each candidate being asked the same question and the best answer would get them the job.
The next morning, first up was the Marathi. "Here's your question," said the President, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" Without hesitation, he replied "A thought, because it takes no time at all." "Very good answer," said the President.
Next up was the Gujrati, "What's the fastest thing in the world ? " asked the president. "A blink," replied the Gujju almost instantaneously, "cos you don't think about a blink. It's a reflex." "Good answer," replied the president.
Finally, it was our Santa's turn. "What`s the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president. Scratching his head Santa replied: "Diarrhoea, because last night after dinner I was lying on my bed when I got these awful stomach pains and before I could think, blink or turn on the light....."When people are laughing, they're generally not killing each other. Read this some where , let us all laugh forever . (will be updated ....)
It time for one of two Eid festivals that Muslims celebrate . In great memories of Ibrahim 's willingness to sacrifice his son Ismael for Allah , we celebrate second Bakrid in this year one on january first and this occasion is not too far from us . Our Muslim friends are already ready for this great event .
Names of the festival in Different Countries :
In India and Pakistan , Bakra Eid
In Bangladesh , Id-ul-Azha or Korbani Id.
In South Africa , Bakri Eid
In Indonesia , Idul Adha
In malaysia , aidil Adha
In Turkey , Kurban Bayrami or "Sacrifice Feast"
In Bosnia & Herzegovina , albania & Bulgaria , Kurban Bajram
In Kazakistan , it is referred to as Qurban Ait.
In Kurdish it is called Cejna Qurbanê.
In Afganistan it is called "Eid-e-Qurban
This festival brings global World Harmony and Unitedness among people . I Wish all my muslim friends to enjoy the festival and celebrate this great Occasion !
Send your Greetings To your friends and family :
The movie released one day before this post and its started rocking already . Ya im talking about the most stylish icon of the Year Billa 2007 . So whats special in this movie , is its the remake of Don by Sharuk khan in hindi . Ajith , the hero LOOKS STUNNING and gives his best PERFORMANCE . This most stylish film done by Vishnuvardhan , has the class mind .
The positive factors for the film success was the Visuals , stunt , and screenplay . Stuny is made by Jachies stunt master . Lady roles are done by Nayanthara and namitha .
As a whole this movie will be the most stylish movie in india in the year 2007 .
A must watch movie ....!!
I am a college student . My college is kind of place where devilish things happen all the time . The devils ... yep i mean the staffs & faculties ,, impose childish things to us ! Just thought of writing about the places in my College ! hmm ...
To start with ...
Class rooms : The only place to have a nice sleep that too with a nice techie Songs ..., very sick of classes.
MessHall : damn cool place , hmm only place that we can see heaven in my college .
Lobby : Where studious guys talk abut subjects ., but we ,, exactly about the girls .
Toilet : Its time to makeup uhh ..
Lecture halls : Ohh that was hilarious .. look at every face, tell some blah blah about what you read in morning , vomit them and get the hell outt from there !
Staff Room : Its the houseful room only at the ending weeks of the sem ,hehe , to get signs in the record ...
Library : ohh noo i cant remember that place in my college . i think it is next to the Administrative block . hmm never went to those places ..
College Bus : Damn things happen here . Discussion goes about the above things ...
hmm only 6 more months for my college life .then these fun will never happen in my life ! Im blank where will i land after my college life ! Try to Enjoy the college life to the core !
I read this funny joke somewhere , i cant remember where it is from .. but sounds funny ...
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"
The husband just looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?”
A few days went by, and he comes home from work and again his wife asks for a favor, "Honey, the car won't start, I think that it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"
"What do I look like, Mr.Goodwrench?" was his response. Another couple of weeks go by, and it's raining pretty hard. His wife then finds a leak in the roof. She pleads with him as he's walking through the door. "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?"
He just looked at her and said "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" and sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV.
One weekend the husband woke up and it was pouring pretty hard, but the leak on the roof was gone! Speaking of leaks, he also went to take a shower, and he found that the one pipe behind the sink wasn't leaking anymore either.
His wife was coming home just then, and as she walked through the door, the husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't any more leaks, and the car's running?"
She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I was picking up the mail, and I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything." "Wow, did he charge us anything?" asked the husband. "No, he just said that he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him" she said.
"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?" asked the husband. "Cake? What the hell do you think I look like, Betty Crocker?
Love is to feel !
Love is to sense mind !
Love is what i feel for you !
So whassup .. What is love ?? huh
Get up early in the morning , say ur loved one
Everything I have , Is for you
Everything I bought , is for you . .
This is a sweetest day ..
I like to tell you one thing ...
It is easy to say ..., but hard to feel
what ??
No one has ever loved anyone ....,,, the way I LOVE YOU .....
I love u bcoz ...,
the time we spend was adorable ,
i wish this to happen in every moment of my life ..!
From the heart ...., that beats only for you
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet .., Why not I ... !!
This is my Poem For You !!!
This guy Buyukkokten , is a Turkish Software Engineer , who designed the social networking site called ORKUT . Orkut becomes a very popular among people who loves to share about them with the World .
He developed Orkut as a project when working at Google . It is said that 20 % hours can be spend for Personal interest in Google working hours . This guy developed orkut during this 20% period in google , where some people use this site for 100% hours a day .
His personalised webpage is :: http://www.stanford.edu/~orkut/self.html
His orkut Profile is :: http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=325082930226142255
Its diwali again !
Diwali called as Festival of light , nope its a Feast Of Light ..! The Festival mood of diwali raised and people already started feeling the joy . we almost spend one month to prepare and celebrate one great day !
Its time to buy gift cards and sweets for your loved ones . I think right now we all have to redefine ourselves for this lovely occasion .
Happiness adds and multiplies when we divide it with others . This festival keeps our culture live . We celebrate the Victory of Lord krishna over the evils. We making the country with "rows of clay lamps" .
crackers , pujas , sweets , kolams /rangolis , dressess , gifts , lamps , cards and lot more in this one day ..!! Its mindblowing .. Oh its time for me to prepare for this light feast !
Happy Diwali !!
crackers , pujas , sweets , kolams /rangolis , dressess , gifts , lamps , cards and lot more in this one day ..!! Its mindblowing .. Oh its time for me to prepare for this light feast !
Happy Diwali !!
IBM's " The Great Mind Challenge "
Innovate to differentiate
Innovation for bridging the skill gap!
Innovate to differentiate
Innovation for bridging the skill gap!
It is the online project Contest made for Students in college level . It is a national level Contest for Indian people .It is a national level software development program . Opening doors welcoming and inviting faculties & students of Engineering and MCA colleges across India to participate in this prestigious program.
So are You interested in Projects then register as a student
with your college guide [faculty] . There is also a College
ranking based on the performance of students in each college.
So are You interested in Projects then register as a student
with your college guide [faculty] . There is also a College
ranking based on the performance of students in each college.
The Platforms You Should Know is :
ECLIPSE
IBM WebSphere® Application Server
DB2 Express-C
IBM Workplace Forms
Link For TGMC :
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All The Best !!
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I have wrote lots of online examz and gone through the mock exams .But nothing helped me in the exam . once i saw the questions , I am weird . that was too logically designed . I tell you one thing , if you have the strong foundation in java concept , then the exam is like playing a game , ya that much easy . Knowing the basics helped me to get around 80 % .
I will give you some sites to take the mock examz .
My Preparation :
First i read the Basics , then moved for kATTY 's book.Revice the book twice.take up the Whizlab
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Today's Hot Topic is which is the best time pass[i mean the platform]?? DotNet or java. Once i was asking my friends about which course to join , most of them told me to join the dot net . dot net [?????] , i asked why ?, no one have answer for that,which make me funny , afterall i am going to decide the final door.I simply thought why these Microsoft products are very much popular among these nuts [he he],i mean the students.Is it because the dot net is easy to learn .
I felt that the microsoft product lovers are very dumps,want to run the game by drag and drop.there are also other platforms like j2ee , ajax and soon.The Student think that they are very vague and dry to read ,so they prefer to eat the boiled rice , instead of making raw rice to an boiled one [puff].
Sun's victory could one day enable software to run on any operating system, causing Microsoft's dominance in operating systems to slowly fade as other operating systems, capable of running the same software, come to market. On the other hand, should Microsoft succeed, it will further entrench its technology suite as the de facto standard for the foreseeable future.
I heared someone says that , "A simple thing is easy and difficult thing is impossible in dot net , but A simple thing seems complex and diff things are possible in java ".thats the power of java . since the world is switching over to the open source code , java will rock the future technology .
You've read the reviews and digested the key feature
enhancements and operational changes. Now it's time to
delve a bit deeper and uncover some of Windows XP's
secrets.
1. It boasts how long it can stay up. Whereas previous
versions of Windows were coy about how long they went
between boots, XP is positively proud of its stamina.
Go to the Command Prompt in the Accessories menu from
the All Programs start button option, and then type
'systeminfo'. The computer will produce a lot of
useful info, including the uptime. If you want to keep
these, type 'systeminfo> info.txt'. This creates a
file called info.txt you can look at later with
Notepad. (Professional Edition only).
2. You can delete files immediately, without having
them move to the Recycle Bin first. Go to the Start
menu, select Run... and type 'gpedit.msc'; then select
User Configuration, Administrative Templates, Windows
Components, Windows Explorer and find the Do not move
deleted files to the Recycle Bin setting. Set it.
Poking around in gpedit will reveal a great many
interface and system options, but take care -- some
may stop your computer behaving as you wish.
(Professional Edition only).
3. You can lock your XP workstation with two clicks of
the mouse. Create a new shortcut on your desktop using
a right mouse click, and enter 'rundll32.exe
user32.dll,LockWorkStation' in the location field.
Give the shortcut a name you like. That's it -- just
double click on it and your computer will be locked.
And if that's not easy enough, Windows key + L will do
the same.
4. XP hides some system software you might want to
remove, such as Windows Messenger, but you can tickle
it and make it disgorge everything. Using Notepad or
Edit, edit the text file/windows/inf/sysoc.inf,
search for the word 'hide' and remove it. You can then
go to the Add or Remove Programs in the Control Panel,
select Add/Remove Windows Components and there will be
your prey, exposed and vulnerable.
5. For those skilled in the art of DOS batch files, XP
has a number of interesting new commands. These
include 'eventcreate' and 'eventtriggers' for creating
and watching system events, 'typeperf' for monitoring
performance of various subsystems, and 'schtasks' for
handling scheduled tasks. As usual, typing the command
name followed by/? will give a list of options --
they're all far too baroque to go into here.
6. XP has IP version 6 support -- the next generation
of IP. Unfortunately this is more than your ISP has,
so you can only experiment with this on your LAN. Type
'ipv6 install' into Run... (it's OK, it won't ruin
your existing network setup) and then 'ipv6/?' at the
command line to find out more. If you don't know what
IPv6 is, don't worry and don't bother.
7. You can at last get rid of tasks on the computer
from the command line by using 'taskkill/pid' and the
task number, or just 'tskill' and the process number.
Find that out by typing 'tasklist', which will also
tell you a lot about what's going on in your system.
8. XP will treat Zip files like folders, which is nice
if you've got a fast machine. On slower machines, you
can make XP leave zip files well alone by typing
'regsvr32/u zipfldr.dll' at the command line. If you
change your mind later, you can put things back as
they were by typing 'regsvr32 zipfldr.dll'.
9. XP has ClearType -- Microsoft's anti-aliasing font
display technology -- but doesn't have it enabled by
default. It's well worth trying, especially if you
were there for DOS and all those years of staring at a
screen have given you the eyes of an astigmatic bat.
To enable ClearType, right click on the desktop,
select Properties, Appearance, Effects, select
ClearType from the second drop-down menu and enable
the selection. Expect best results on laptop displays.
If you want to use ClearType on the Welcome login
screen as well, set the registry entry
HKEY_USERS/.DEFAULT/Control
Panel/Desktop/FontSmoothingType to 2.
10. You can use Remote Assistance to help a friend
who's using network address translation (NAT) on a
home network, but not automatically. Get your pal to
email you a Remote Assistance invitation and edit the
file. Under the RCTICKET attribute will be a NAT IP
address, like 192.168.1.10. Replace this with your
chum's real IP address -- they can find this out by
going to www.whatismyip.com -- and get them to make
sure that they've got port 3389 open on their firewall
and forwarded to the errant computer.
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